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KING RICHARD III:

A phone, a phone, my kingdom for a phone!

CATESBY:

Withdraw, my lord; I’ll help you to a phone.

KING RICHARD III:

But which phone shall I choose?

CATESBY:

A noble question, my lord- what is it that you were looking for?

KING RICHARD III:

Which features doth I require?

CATESBY:

Exactly, my lord.

KING RICHARD III:

Are you so imbecile, you worthless scum, that you do not know what features a king needeth in a phone?

CATESBY:

You tell me, white boy.

KING RICHARD III:

A king needs a phone that’s fit for a king, with all the modern conveniences!

CATESBY:

To be continued…

KING RICHARD III:

Say what?

CATESBY:

I mean, you know, we’ll work on it tomorrow.

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