Learn a lesson
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There’s been a lot of talk lately in the news about certain golfers doing certain things and getting bashed on the head with the tools of their trade. It’s a sad, sordid tale.Fortunately for you, there’s nothing to worry about. At least, we hope not. Instead, look to the future, and purchase a product that might have saved a certain golfer’s reputation if he’d had any sense at all. Seriously, all he needed was to use his brain a little, and you know what would happened? Absolutely nothing. He would have continued on winning (I’d guesstimate another six majors easy), had twins a couple more times, and generally lived the good life. Instead he didn’t purchase any products from HeightsDeals.com, and look where he is now- the AP’s Athlete of the Decade!Just kidding. I mean, he is the AP’s Athlete of the Decade, but is he respected in every nook and cranny of America and Sweden? I think not.
Am I suggesting that I should become Tiger Woods’ personal adviser and lead him to the promised land? Well, yes, I am. Look where his previous personal advisers got him. More pertinently, if those personal advisers are listening, than they should really take into consideration the following suggestion: Tiger Woods should buy a Jabra BT530. How would this make his life better? At this point all it’ll really do is enable him to make hands-free calls and look cool, but if his people can somehow engineer a temporal time-warp and bring us back three weeks or so, when Tiger was still first in the hearts of his countrymen (not to mention the Swedish), it would do him a world of good. Just imagine, Tiger’s pulling out of his driveway, and suddenly his phone rings. Tiger, being a conscientious driver, and not having a Bluetooth (seriously, how often does the guy even ever drive [besides golf balls] himself? Once in never?) ignores his phone, and seconds later his wife comes out and starts pounding. If he’d had a Jabra BT530, with:
*Multi-colored light for status and battery indicator
*Quiet mode – turns light off after one minute
*Dual Microphone solution for Noise Blackout
*Digital sound enhancement via DSP technology
*Noise reduction on transmitted and received audio
*Noise dependent volume control
*Automatic volume adjustment on receive audio
*Acoustic shock protection
*Qualified for Bluetooth Specification version 2.0 + EDR (enhanced data rate), supporting Headset and Hands-free Profiles for phone conversations and Advanced Audio Distribution Profile (A2DP) for streaming music
*e-SCO for enhanced audio quality
*128 bit encryption
*Dual wearing style with 3rd generation Jabra Eargel and flexible earhook
then he’d be fine. Tiger gets the call, Tiger’s wife doesn’t have to rush out, and voila! they have a beautiful conversation, calm and collected, everything in its proper place, and we’d never know nothing. Everyone would be happy (besides for Phil Mickelson), and this whole story would never have occurred.
The moral of the story? Buy yourself a Bluetooth headset from HeightsDeals.com, and you won’t end up splashed on the front page of every tabloid between here and Sweden.
